Funny, cute, and clever captions for Father’s Day or any day of the week.
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Happy Day-I-Do-The-Yard-Work-For-You, Dad!
You deserve to wear a Hawaiian shirt and eat coconut shrimp every day, dad.
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Thanks for teaching me that an IPA a day keeps the doctor away.
I still kinda think the Tooth Fairy’s real because of you.
(For the bargain hunter) Love you more than you love grocery store coupons.
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Thanks for always offering me a shoulder to cry on and a bad joke to laugh at.
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Thanks for the good genes, Dad!
You’re my favorite parent.
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(Shh…don’t tell Mom.)
Happy Father’s Day to the [goat emoji].
Low-quality pic, high-quality dad.
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Let’s taco ‘bout how you’re my hero.
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(For the bearded dad) Hope you’re having a fan-stache-tic day.
(If your dad is aStar Warsfan) Yoda best, dad.
It might sound cheesy, but you’re the grate-ist.
(For the dad who loves golf) Dad, you are tee-riffic.
You’re the punniest dad I know.
(For a baseball-loving dad) Dad, you’re knocking fatherhood out of the park.
Not all superheroes wear capes.
You’re a weirdo, and I’m your weirdo.
(For the avid DIY-er) Love you more than you love Home Depot.
Chelsea Clinton
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
Tom Wolfe
“The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.”
Antoine-Francois Prevost
“Old as she was, she still missed her Daddy sometimes.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Any fool can have a child.
That doesn’t make you a father.
It’s the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.”
Pam Brown
“Dad is and always will be my living, breathing superhero.”
Bindi Irwin
“A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.”
“Song for Dad” by Keith Urban
“Home is wherever I’m with you.”
“Babyfather” by Sade
