Take the Goldwell Open Air Museum down the highway, just outside Beatty, Nevada.

We settled in at the Oasis at Death Valley, which sits in the center of the national park.

It wasn’t the Hotel California, but the song did start running through my mind.

Road winding through the desert and barren hills

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At 11,049 feet, it towers above the surrounding mountains.

Small wonder that every other voice we heard was speaking a different language.

A staffer at the Oasis told me that Europeans comprise a large portion of the visitors.

Pink sky as sun sets over rolling desert hills in Death Valley

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“They even come in the summer when it’s 125 out,” he said.

“They don’t seem to mind.

To them, this is theWild West, and the Wild West is America.”

High-angle view of colorful rolling hills in Death Valley

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Although, there are products to help with the heat.

We left the park the next morning via 190, north through Towne Pass, in the Panamint Mountains.

Finally, we reached the small town of Trona.

Close up of Bun Boy’s rundown sign

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Next, we stopped off at theCalico Ghost Town, a restored 19th-century mining town-turned-tourist attraction.

Baker continued theTwilight Zonemotif nicely.

We capped the day off at the Mad Greek Cafe, across the street from the Bun Boy Motel.

But the desert has its own rules.

I hesitated, and then heard myself say, “Sure.

What the hell?”

Stay

The Oasis at Death Valley(formerly Furnace Creek Resort) Hwy.

190, Death Valley, Calif.; 800/236-7916.

Eat

Mad Greek Cafe72112 Baker Blvd., Baker, Calif.; 760/733-4354.

Watch for the exuberantly tacky billboards for the Mad Greek.

Do

Mojave National Preserve760/252-6100; free admission.

Take a scenic drive through the Joshua Tree Forest.

Pan for gold and ride the mining train.

Death Valley National Park760/786-3200; entrance fee $30 per vehicle.

Goldwell Open Air Museum1 Golden St., Beatty, Nev.; 702/870-9946; free admission.