The brakes squeaked, and the train jerked, making any untethered china and crystal chatter like winter teeth.

It wasnt murder on the Orient Express, but maybe a minor heart attack.

We are in show business.

The exterior of the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express

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The Orient Express history is storied and about as complicated as Agatha Christies titular whodunit.

Save for some wartime interruptions, the OG OEs iconic Paris-to-Istanbul journey ran from 1883 to 1977.

Eyes wide, phones raised to get a shot of the myth on wheels.

The dining cart on board the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express

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My fellow passengers, too.

How many brands rent that kind of space in the Western subconscious?

See the blue here?

The bar cart on board the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express

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We are all on stage, we all wear a costume, Deyrolle said.

Our guests wear a costume, and they play a part in the play.

Like the waiters, we felt the brakes before we heard them and held our cups and bottles close.

The Grand Suite Paris on board the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express

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Hold the glasses, we called to one another casually, across our cocktails and the tableside cheese tray.

Talented actors, wed learned our lines in record time.

The Grand Suite Paris on board the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express

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