This is not your grandmother’s banya.

You enter into a neat waiting room, with a few spa products and clothing items for sale.

Looks like any other spa, right?

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Then, things start to get interesting.

In the locker rooms, you shower and anoint yourself with various cedar-scented tinctures.

You don your swimsuit, slip on your kimono robe, and descend into the abyss.

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“People are sick of the frou-frou, fake relaxation theater stuff.”

Instead, he hopes to offer people an experience that’s equal parts restorative and convivial.

Two heated hammam stones are also available for a break between soaks.

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This isn’t only a place to veg out, though.

“There are no cucumber eyes here,” said Goodman.

Try the utterly borscht-y borscht per Goodman, “the best borscht in the city!”

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and house-made vodka infusions, made with jalapeno and serrano or cucumber and dill.

Just remember to stay hydrated before you head back to the sauna.

Want to visit this popular New York City wellness institution?

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Night Owl passes are also available if you’d prefer to visit between 10 p.m. and midnight.

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