A burlesque aesthetic and risque minibars are just the beginning when it comes to this hedonistic hotel.
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“Our lost and found is completely crazy.”
I raise my head from my close examination of the room’s minibar at the surprising comment.
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There is also a purple vibrating egg and seductive feather sticks.
I’m at theProvocateur Hotel in Berlin a risque hotel that describes itself as ‘shamelessly sensual.’
But what might you expect from the German capital that’s known for its ultra-liberal approach to sex?
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Currently, I’m having immense fun, having just pressed the room’s seduction switch.
The lights have automatically dimmed, courtesy of the switch, though the afternoon daylight dampens the effect.
Understandably, the switch is meant for nighttime use.
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It’s safe to say this hotel is far different than othertop lodging spots in Berlin.
The narrative sets a racy mood, and the hotel’s teasing details rise to the occasion.
“Oh yes,” Dulijeta continues, walking me towards the door of the Maison Suite.
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This sense of play and fantasy is evident in the Provocateur.
Before long, I was sipping prosecco in the Champagne courtyard.
Here is my full review of Provocateur Berlin feather sticks and all.
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Each follows the hotel’s overarching visual approach and evokes lavish indulgence.
Deep reds, blue velvet, and bronze ambers evoke feelings of risk and love.
What do they have in common?
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There is, of course, the seduction switch that sends the room into Provocateur Mode.
You will also find carefully choreographed photographs hanging on the walls of party-goers.
These portrayals sometimes feel off, but they add to the hotels ambiance.
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The entry-level Petite room is cozy, but despite its size, it is intimate rather than claustrophobic.
Jumping up a few levels, the De Luxe is an excellent mid-to-high range point.
Food and Drink
The bar here is one of the big draws of Provocateur Berlin.
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DJs regularly perform here.
The cocktail menu is scintillating, with each of Berlins 12 districts represented in liquid form.
King Puckler II represents the Treptow-Kopenick district with its combination of gin, tonka, strawberry and chocolate.
The famously queer-friendly Tempelhof-Schoneberg borough is a melange of rum, cardamom, chokeberries and pear.
Like the eastern borough, the drink is gray from the outside but has tasty depths.
On the ground floor of the hotel is the Franco-Asian-inspired Golden Dragon restaurant.
Explore the widerKiez the Berlin term for a small neighborhood and get to know the citys food scene instead.
Activities and Experiences
This hotel is for those who stay up all night and sleep late.
Family-friendly Offerings
Provocateur Berlin is most definitely not the hotel to take the kids to.
However, one wheelchair-accessible room is located on the ground floor.
The bar, restaurant, and underground events space offer full accessibility.
Location
Provocateur Berlin is on the west side of the well-to-do Wilmersdorf-Charlottenburg district.
If you want a more in-depth understanding of wider Berlin, take the U-Bahn from Konstanzer Strasse station.
Does even the suggestion of public transport make you curl up and die on the inside?
Whatever you feel, do not rent a car unless youre planning a day trip or have accessibility issues.
Many Berliners dont have a car; public transport here is excellent and cheap.
You have been warned.
you’ve got the option to also book the Made with LAmour Package.
Each booking comes with a complimentary made-to-order breakfast.
